Avast ye! Pray tell, where be the fair Melania Trump hiding in these treacherous seas?
2023-07-26
Arr, the former lady o' the highest rank hath mostly hidden from the public's gaze — and avoided the campaign path — whilst her scurvy spouse battles to reclaim the White House and confronts a growin' danger o' the legal kind.
Now, this former first lady, she be a crafty one, a swashbuckler in her own right. They used to call her the First Mate, for she be by her captain's side through thick and thin. But now, it seems she's hoisted the anchor and sailed away from the campaign trail, leaving her captain to sail these treacherous waters alone.
Some say she be hidin' from the storm that brews 'round her captain, that legal peril that threatens to send him down to Davy Jones' locker. She's gone into hiding, like a pirate seekin' shelter in a secret cove, far from the prying eyes of the press and the public. The sea be a dangerous place, me hearties, and she be wise to keep herself out of harm's way.
But don't ye fret, me mateys, for this tale be filled with humor. Picture this former first lady, dressed in her finest pirate attire, sneakin' through the shadows as her captain fights his battles. Perhaps she be donning an eyepatch, or carryin' a parrot on her shoulder, to add a touch of whimsy to her escapades.
So, me hearties, let us raise our glasses to this elusive former first lady, as she navigates uncharted waters and avoids the campaign trail like a true pirate. May she find her own treasure, far from the clutches of legal peril, and may her humor and charm continue to brighten our days. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!