Arr! Hunter Biden be settin' sail to admit guilt in the court o' the federal scallywags! Mayorkas be gettin' a good roast o'er the border woes, arrr!
2023-07-26
Arr, 'tis be the tale o' Young Hunter Biden, settin' foot in the Court o' Law, confessin' his guilt. Mayorkas, the poor soul, bein' roasted like a pig on an open fire fer his blunders on t' border. Avast! More spicy news awaitin' ye, me hearties!
Hunter Biden is expected to enter a guilty plea in federal court after a yearslong investigation into his tax affairs. Meanwhile, Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas will face tough questioning from the House Judiciary Committee regarding his handling of the crisis at the southern border. The Federal Reserve is also anticipated to announce another interest rate hike. Representative Tim Burchett will lead the House's second big hearing on UFOs, and data shows that despite an exodus, California's population is projected to remain the same in 2060. White House denials of President Biden's knowledge of Hunter's business deals have made a significant shift, according to an ex-prosecutor. McCarthy's weighty comments on Biden impeachment have shaken up Capitol Hill, and the safety chief warns that AI could deliver bioweapons capabilities to bad actors. Enes Kanter Freedom is likely considering a congressional bid in 2028. Media is criticized for running wild with a false Florida slavery narrative involving Kamala Harris. A resurfaced video of 'Snow White' actress sparks controversy over changes in a Disney remake. Hillary Clinton is shredded for blaming 'MAGA Republicans' for a heat wave, while 'The View' co-host Joy Behar calls Governor Greg Abbott a 'sadist'. Five reasons why 'Kennedy Democrats' are running away from today's Democrat Party are discussed, and Hunter Biden's dirty dealings are revealed. Additionally, questions are raised about whether Disney hates its investors and stockholders. Laura Ingraham explores an attorney's personal and professional ties to the Biden family, and Jesse Watters questions the status of Hunter Biden's plea deal. RFK Jr criticizes the White House's 'bad decisions' during a Hannity Town Hall. Americans share their opinions on what should be mandatory for presidential candidates, and a cold case probe is revived due to a suspected serial killer's ties to 'America's Playground'. A World War II Navy veteran airman flies again at age 100, and the marriage between Cher and Gregg Allman, while plagued by drugs and fame, was filled with love. UPS and the Teamsters union reach an agreement on a new contract to avoid a potential strike. An adorable baby koala named Parker makes his debut at a zoo in Sydney, Australia. Videos show Biden ignoring questions about potential impeachment and seven GOP presidential candidates qualifying for the first primary debate. Finally, readers are encouraged to check out Fox News on various social media platforms and newsletters.