Arrr! Biden be worthy of a plank fer takin' part in th' Burisma scandal, says I, Greg Gutfeld! Impeach him, mateys!
2023-07-26
Arrr! Fox News matey, Greg Gutfeld, be chattin' 'bout this impeachment mess started by House Speaker Kevin McCarthy. The poor Biden family be swimmin' in a sea of troubles on "Gutfeld!". Aye, how their ship be sailin' through one fiasco after another!
In this humorous passage written in the language of a 17th century pirate, the author discusses various scandals and controversies surrounding the Biden administration. They start by mentioning the new first family dog, Commander, who has a tendency to bite people. The author jokes about the dog being blamed for Joe Biden's messes on the carpet. They then move on to discuss the possibility of impeachment for the Biden White House, with House Speaker Kevin McCarthy considering the "I-word." The author highlights Hunter Biden's involvement in various fiascos and the potential implications for Joe Biden. They mention the Burisma scandal, Hunter's plea deal falling apart, and his federal tax and gun charges. The author also criticizes the incompetence of the administration and their attempts to avoid answering questions. They mock Karine Jean-Pierre's repetitive responses and the legal team's alleged impersonation of House GOP lawyers. The author emphasizes the corruption surrounding the administration and even brings up the topic of impeachment for Jill Biden, Kamala Harris, Mayorkas, and Mayor Pete. They conclude by suggesting that if Commander is being gotten rid of for biting, the entire administration should be removed because they "bite" too. Overall, the passage uses humor and satire to criticize the Biden administration and its alleged scandals.