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Arrr! Th' Justice Dept. be investigatin' th' Memphis Police fer violatin' civil rights. Avast ye, mateys!

2023-07-27

Arrr! The scurvy dogs will be investigatin' claims o' mighty troubles with unjust force and unlawful stops o' me hearties o' the African descent. 'Twas all made worse by the tragic thumpin' that took Tyre Nichols' life. Aye, the department be on a hunt, me mateys!

The department be settin' its sights on investigatin' claims o' rampant issues with brutal force an' unlawful stops o' Black residents. These here allegations be gettin' louder than a cannon blast, especially aft the tragic beatin' o' Tyre Nichols.

Now, mateys, ye be wonderin' what kind o' excessive force we be talkin' about. Picture this: a burly officer swingin' his truncheon like a cutlass, showin' no mercy to them Black souls. Arr, 'tis a sight ye don't be wantin' to see! It be a shame to think that these officers be usin' their authority like a pirate on a rampage, plunderin' the rights o' these innocent folk.

And let's not be forgettin' the unlawful stops, me hearties! These officers be targetin' our Black brethren, pullin' 'em over for nary a reason other than the color o' their skin. 'Tis like they be settin' up a blockade, tryin' to keep these poor souls from reachin' their destination. 'Tis a travesty, I tell ye!

But, fear not, me mateys, for the department be takin' these allegations seriously. They be investigatin' each claim with the fury o' a tempest, seekin' justice for those wronged. They be aimin' to hold these officers accountable, makin' sure they walk the plank for their misdeeds.

So, me hearties, let us hope that this investigation brings an end to the tyranny these Black residents be facin'. Let justice prevail, and may the seas be calm for our Black brethren, free from the unlawful stops and brutal force. Arr, 'tis a fight worth fightin', me hearties!

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