"Arrr! Texas Gov. Abbott be standin' tall, defendin' his choice to construct a mighty floatin' border wall 'midst this immigration squabble!"
2023-07-29
Avast ye landlubbers! Texas' scurvy GOP Governor, Greg Abbott, didth blabber like a parrot on a barrel afore a gathering of the state's Republican County chairs 'bout the notion to erect floating barriers along the Rio Grande.
Avast, me hearties! The Texas GOP Gov. Greg Abbott, he be havin' a grand ol' address with the Republican County chairs, me mateys. And what did he talk about, ye ask? Well, he be chattin' 'bout them floatin' barriers they be puttin' up along the Rio Grande to tackle the pesky problem of illegal immigration, arrr!
In Georgetown, Texas, this Abbott fella spoke 'bout how his administration be fightin' against them migrants who be enterin' the state without permission. He declared, "I'll be doin' whatever I need to be defendin' our land from them Mexican drug cartels and other scallywags tryin' to sneak in. I'll protect our sovereignty, by Blackbeard's beard!"
The governor be boastin' 'bout his smart decision to build a floatin' border wall on the Rio Grande as part of Operation Lone Star. He called it "operation hold the line" and said it be stoppin' any unwanted visitors from crossin' into Texas, savvy?
But, shiver me timbers! The Department of Justice be havin' a problem with this, me lads. They be suin' Texas and accusin' the governor of breakin' federal law with his unlawful construction of a one-thousand-foot-long barrier, yarr!
Meanwhile, Texas be sendin' buses full of migrants to sanctuary cities like New York City, Chicago, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C. The governor be sayin' this will keep happenin' until the federal government sorts out this whole mess at the Southern Border, ye see?
Abbott, he be throwin' a challenge at the federal government, demandin' they prove they be spendin' as much money as he be on protectin' Texas from them border troubles under ol' Joe Biden's rule. And he be swearin' to take ol' Joe to court, by Davy Jones' locker!
Outside the governor's mansion, there be some demonstrators raisin' a ruckus against this floatin' border wall. Arrr, the seas be rough, me mateys, but the adventure continues!