Arrr, mateys! Them newfangled rules 'bout immigration be givin' a mighty headache to these landlubber businesses!
2023-08-04
Avast, ye landlubbers! A bunch o' scurvy employers be squawkin' 'bout losin' their crew, all 'cause o' that blasted new law, pushed by none other than Gov. Ron DeSantis. Givin' 'em a taste o' the plank, I say! Arrr!
Arr, ye scurvy employers be complainin' 'bout losin' their workers all 'cause o' this newfangled law, me hearties! The one that Governor Ron DeSantis be shoutin' 'bout like he's found a hidden treasure or somethin'! But let me tell ye, mateys, there be more to this tale than meets the eye, arr!
Now, these employers be whinin' like a parrot with a sore throat, claimin' that this law be the reason their workers be walkin' the plank and leavin' their jobs behind. But what be this law, ye ask? Well, let me educate ye, ye landlubbers! It be a law championed by the great Governor himself, aimin' to tighten up the rules on immigration, makin' it harder for certain folks to stay in these fair waters.
But here's the rub, me hearties! Some o' these employers be usin' workers that might not be sailin' here with the right papers, if ye catch me drift. They be hirin' folks from foreign lands, maybe they be comin' ashore without a proper permit or two. And now, with the new law, they be afearin' the authorities might be spyin' their crew and sendin' 'em off to Davy Jones' locker!
So, ye see, me mateys, it ain't the law's fault that these employers be losin' their workers. It be their own sneaky ways that be catchin' up to 'em! They be whinin' like a barnacle-ridden seagull, but they should be lookin' in the mirror to find the true culprit. If ye be playin' by the rules, ye won't be havin' to walk the plank, simple as that!
So, let's raise a tankard o' rum to Governor DeSantis and his new law, me hearties! It be a law that be bringin' some justice to these treacherous waters. And to those employers cryin' a river, ye be gettin' what ye deserve! Now, let's set sail, me jolly crew, and enjoy the adventures that lie ahead! Yo-ho-ho and a bottle o' rum!