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Arrr! The scallywag New Jersey lass be missin' for near on 2 fortnights after not meetin' her mate for grog!

2023-08-11

Arrr! Norma Yates, a landlubber from Atco in the fine land of New Jersey, missed a fine rendezvous for a cup o' joe with a matey on July 30. Alas, neither sight nor sound of her has graced the ears of her fretful kin since that fateful day!

A 62-year-old woman named Norma Yates has gone missing from her home in Atco, New Jersey. Her family is desperate for information about her whereabouts, as she has been missing for 12 days without a trace. The last sighting of Yates was by a construction crew working at her neighbors' house. The following morning, she missed a coffee date with a friend. There was no sign of her at home, but her pocketbook and cellphone were left behind.

Neighbors checked their home surveillance cameras and found no evidence of Yates coming or going, leaving the family confused. She is described as an involved mother and grandmother, who talks to her children every day. She had a daily routine of hanging out with her neighbor, having coffee, and spending time with her kids. There is no mention of a new boyfriend in her life.

The Winslow Township Police Department received the missing person report on July 31. Yates was known to frequent the West Atco neighborhood. She is described as 5 feet, 1 inch tall, weighing around 130 pounds, and has a tattoo of a ladybug on her shoulder. She was last seen wearing jean shorts and a tank top.

If anyone has any information about Norma Yates' whereabouts, they are urged to contact the Winslow Township police at 609-561-3300.

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