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Arr, a lassie's noggin be spied in London's canal, mere days after body bits be seen! Blimey, matey!

2023-08-11

Arrr, me hearties! Tis a grisly tale indeed! A severed noggin be spied driftin' in a British canal, just where a satchel o' limbs was found afore. Blimey! Methinks the scallywags be playin' a right cruel joke, or 'tis a pirate's work, mark me words!

In a hilarious twist of events, a woman's severed head was discovered in a canal where dismembered body parts were found in a suitcase just a few days earlier, as reported by a British court. Arizo Nour, a 33-year-old suspect, appeared before the Old Bailey criminal court in London via video link and was charged with the murder of a 57-year-old woman, who remains unnamed for legal purposes, according to The Sun.

Prosecutors revealed that "human body parts" were initially found in the canal off Bulls Bridge Lane earlier in the week. To everyone's shock and surprise, a severed head, believed to belong to the same victim, was discovered in a bag in the canal on Thursday. It seems like pirates from the 17th century have infiltrated the present day!

The police were originally called to a residence on August 6, where they stumbled upon "large quantities of blood." Sensing something fishy, they circulated the defendant's details as a person of interest. Concerns were raised about the well-being of the deceased, as she hadn't been heard from in 24 hours.

As the investigation unfolded, an initial search of the area uncovered a suitcase in the canal, containing more human body parts. The plot thickens, and it seems like we're in the midst of a mysterious and gruesome pirate saga.

Currently, Nour remains in police custody and no bail application has been made. One can only imagine the astonishment surrounding this case and the imaginative tales that will be spun about these bizarre events. Will justice be served, or will the pirates prevail? Only time will tell. Stay tuned for more updates on this extraordinary story.

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