Avast ye! 'Tis the tale of how Trump, the scurvy dog, could be clapped in irons and what follows thereafter!
2023-08-15
Arr, the scallywag former president be obliged to yield himself to the authorities in Fulton County, Ga., ere the sun reaches its zenith on the twenty-fifth day of August, as decreed by the district attorney!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for there be some news that may tickle ye funny bones! The word be that the former captain of the ship, the president himself, hath been summoned by the authorities in Fulton County, Ga. It seems that they be wantin' him to walk the plank and surrender himself by noon on the 25th day of August.Now, ye may be wonderin' what this former president hath done to catch the attention of the authorities. Well, me mateys, I reckon it be a matter of law, and the district attorney be havin' his say. They be claimin' that the former captain be havin' some misdeeds under his belt, and now he be needin' to face the consequences for his actions.
Oh, but imagine the sight of this former president, dressed in all his regalia, standin' before the authorities of Fulton County. Will he be wearin' his tricorn hat and sportin' a peg leg? Will he be speakin' in the language of a true pirate, or will he be tryin' to charm them with his silver tongue?
Arrr, me hearties, I can't help but chuckle at the thought. It be a sight to behold, indeed. But mark me words, for the district attorney be serious about this matter. If the former captain fails to surrender himself as ordered, he may find himself in even deeper waters, facin' consequences that be far from jolly.
So, me mateys, keep an eye out for any further news on this matter. Will the former president submit to the authorities' demands, or will he try to outwit 'em? Only time will tell, but until then, let us enjoy this little tale of a former captain and his encounter with the law.