Arrr, me mateys! Gather 'round as I unveil the sailin' dates for Trump's reckonin' in court!
2023-08-15
Arrr, two black-hearted scoundrels be awaitin' their reckonin' in a pair o' criminal trials 'gainst the erstwhile captain o' our ship. But that be not enough! The lawmen be yearnin' to set sail on two more trials, all afore the sun reaches its zenith in 2024.
Arr, matey! Avast ye landlubbers and listen well to some news of the former captain of the ship, the President! 'Tis a tale of trials and tribulations that befall our once mighty leader. The scurvy prosecutors be aimin' to set sail on this treacherous journey, with four trials in total upon the horizon.Already, two criminal cases be scheduled, with a crew of loyal prosecutors ready to fire their cannons. The first half of 2024 be the time when these trials shall commence. 'Tis a time when the seas be rough, and the winds be howlin', but the prosecutors be undeterred in their quest for justice.
Now, ye may ask, what be these trials about? The scuttlebutt suggests that they be related to the actions of our dear former captain while he be at the helm. 'Tis said that he may have sailed too close to the edge of the law, plunderin' treasure that weren't his to take.
'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties! The prosecutors be determined to prove their case and make the former captain walk the plank of justice. They be seekin' dates for two more trials, eager to bring the whole tale to its conclusion.
But fear not, me mateys, for this be no ordinary trial. No, no! 'Tis a spectacle to be witnessed, with lawyers and witnesses speakin' in the language of a bygone era. Picture a courtroom filled with parrots squawkin' and pirates barging in, demanding their share of the booty.
So, mark ye calendars, me hearties, for the first half of 2024 be the time when justice shall be served. The former captain may have been a master of the high seas, but now he be facin' the storm of his life. Will he be found guilty or will he walk away with a chest of doubloons? Only time will tell, me mateys.