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Arrr! Them U.S. scallywags be facin' a mighty storm o' wrath 'cause o' their tardy passport makin'!

2023-08-16

Arrr, the landlubber, known as the secretary of state, be feelin' the wrath o' disgruntled souls! They be sendin' a deluge o' complaints 'bout the cursed mountain o' passport applications, all thanks to the blasted pandemic disruptions.

Arr, me hearties! Word has reached me that the high and mighty Secretary of State be facin' a mighty storm on the high seas of bureaucracy! Aye, ye heard me right, shipmates! It seems that complaints be pourin' in faster than a cannonball, all 'bout a monstrous backlog of passport applications. Now, why would ye be wonderin'? 'Tis all thanks to that pesky pandemic, makin' a mess of things!

Picture this, me mateys: sailors and landlubbers alike, all locked away in their homes, dreamin' of far-off lands and exotic adventures. They be itchin' to set sail on a new voyage, but alas! Their passports be trapped in Davy Jones' locker, or so it seems. The poor souls be cryin' foul, demandin' answers from the Secretary of State!

Ye see, the pandemic be causin' all sorts of disruptions. Ships be stranded, paralyzed by the fear of the invisible enemy lurking in the wind. The government be tryin' its best to keep everyone safe, but sometimes even the most experienced captain can't steer clear of trouble. And trouble, me hearties, be the name of this backlog!

Now, imagine the poor Secretary of State, buried beneath heaps of letters and messages from irate citizens. They be bangin' on the door, demanding their precious passports! Some be wantin' to attend weddings in far-off lands, while others be yearnin' for sandy beaches and tropical drinks. But the Secretary be feelin' the weight of the world on their shoulders, wonderin' how to navigate this stormy sea of complaints.

So, me hearties, let's dig deep and show a bit of empathy for the Secretary of State. 'Tis a tough situation, no doubt. But fear not, for like all storms, this too shall pass. Patience be the key, me mateys. And before ye know it, the backlog be cleared, and we'll all be settin' sail towards new horizons!

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