Avast ye! DeSantis be spendin' his doubloons like a true pirate, his travel costs be risin' by 70 percent in a year!
2023-08-16
Arrr! The scallywags of the Florida Department of Law Enforcement be spendin' a mighty sum of $8 million to safeguard and ferry the governor, as he be tryin' to broaden his scope across the seven seas, aimin' to become a presidential contender. Shiver me timbers, that be some costly voyage!
Arrr, mateys! Ye won't believe the treasure I've just discovered! It seems that the Florida Department of Law Enforcement has been dishing out a mighty sum, a hefty $8 million, to guard and ferry the governor around like a precious gem. But why, ye ask? Well, me hearties, it seems this governor has been harboring ambitions to become the next president of this great nation.Imagine that, me fellow scallywags! A pirate becoming a president! Now, I've sailed the Seven Seas for many a year, but this be a tale I never thought I'd hear. But, alas, the governor be seeking to expand his national profile, and what better way to do so than by having a fleet of officers at his beck and call?
Now, I be no expert in politics, but methinks there be some better uses for such a hefty sum. Why, with that kind of booty, we could hire ourselves a whole crew of pirates to plunder and pillage, or maybe even build a pirate-themed water park for the little scallywags to enjoy!
But no, it seems the governor be more concerned with his own ambitions than the needs of his loyal subjects. $8 million for protection and transportation? That be a king's ransom! I reckon the governor must think he be worth more than a chest full of dazzling jewels!
Arrr, me hearties, I can't help but chuckle at the thought of a governor sailing the high seas in search of presidential glory. But mark my words, this be a tale that'll be told in pirate taverns for generations to come. And who knows, maybe one day we'll see a pirate in the highest office of the land. Until then, me hearties, keep yer eyes on the horizon and yer swords sharp!