Avast ye scurvy dogs! A scallywag trainer from San Jose State be pleadin' guilty fer grabbin' athletes inappropriately. Arrr!
2023-08-16
Avast ye, mateys! On this fine Tuesday, Scott Shaw hath confessed to the mischief of inappropriately layin' his hands upon the bosoms and hindquarters of not one, not two, but four fair wenches of the athletic sort, from the years 2017 to 2020. So sayeth those fancy federal prosecutors, arrr!
Avast ye, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen close, for I have a tale o' treachery and foolishness to share with ye. 'Tis a tale of Scott Shaw, a scoundrel who be admitting to his misdeeds just yesterday, with a heavy heart and a guilty conscience.The authorities be claimin' that this rascal did lay his hands inappropriately upon the bosoms and bottoms of not one, but four fine female athletes. Aye, ye heard it right, me mateys! 'Twas a span of three long years, from 2017 to 2020, that this landlubber had the audacity to plunder their personal boundaries.
Now, one must wonder what madness befallen this foolish soul! Did he not know that the sea be full of danger for those who be treading upon its waters without consent? Did he think he could get away with such inappropriate antics? 'Tis a tale of moral corruption, me hearties, and one that leaves us all shakin' our heads in disbelief.
But fear not, for justice be swift and merciless. The law be castin' its net upon this wayward scallywag, and he shall face the consequences of his actions. The authorities be holdin' him accountable for his deeds, and rightly so!
Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there: respect be the key to a peaceful coexistence. No matter how tempting the forbidden fruits may be, ye must never cross the line into inappropriate behavior. Treat others with dignity, or ye shall face the wrath of the law like this sorry excuse for a pirate, Scott Shaw.
So, me hearties, let us raise a mug o' grog in celebration of justice served. May this tale remind us all that no matter how dark the waters may be, there be light at the end of the plank for those who dare to cross it!