The Booty Report

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Avast! A tumultuous skirmish befallen at Georgia's high school, where cannonballs flew, a poor soul got wounded!

2023-08-16

Avast ye, me hearties! A swashbucklin' student be left injured after a fierce brawl turned into a merry pistol fight at a Georgia high school. The good ol' Sheriff o' Richmond County tells tales that the scurvy dog who fired the shots be nothin' but a wee lad! Arrr, what a tale!

A scallywag of a student got himself shot during a quarrel at a central Georgia high school, and it's no laughing matter, mateys! The ruckus escalated faster than a ship under attack, and before ye knew it, gunfire was raining down at Josey High School in Augusta. The sheriff, Richard Roundtree, reported that the scurvy dog who pulled the trigger, a young buccaneer, be on the run still. The poor lad who got shot in the finger was bundled off to the ship's hospital for treatment, but fear not, the injuries be not life-threatening, according to Augusta University Health. Arr! Samaria Stallings, a junior, was in class when she heard the sound of cannons, or rather gunshots, echo through the school's hallways. Quick as a fox, her teacher locked the door and ordered the class to keep their mouths shut like a clam, lest they arouse suspicion. But the lass, fair maiden that she be, couldn't help but make a call to her dear mum, for she was as scared as a landlubber in a storm. And what happened next? Shiver me timbers! They had to wait for two long hours before the coppers finally arrived, their guns drawn, treating the students like they were the ones causing all the mayhem. With fear in her heart and hands raised high, Stallings and her mates were herded out of the room, no doubt feeling like prisoners of the seas. The lass spoke of her anguish, saying it weren't the first time they faced such danger, and it be a sorrowful state of affairs.

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