Arrr! Matey, a ship with no captain be trapped in soggy cement in San Francisco!
2023-08-17
Avast ye! These land rovers without a captain's hand may not have caused grievous harm or calamitous collisions in the town, but they've surely found themselves embroiled in a few mighty disconcerting adventures, matey!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! The tale of the dreaded driverless car be upon us. Now, ye may be wonderin' what kind of trouble these contraptions have been causin' in our fair city.Let me tell ye, mateys, these machines have been involved in a few jarring episodes. But fear not, for no serious injuries or crashes have been blamed on 'em. It be more like a series of slapstick events fit for a barrel of laughs.
Picture this: a driverless car, sailin' down the road, when suddenly it comes upon a flock of chickens crossin' the street. Now, any sensible driver would slow down or stop, but not our autonomous friend. Oh no! It just keeps on goin', sendin' the poor chickens flyin' in all directions. 'Twas quite the spectacle, I tell ye!
But that ain't all, me hearties. Another time, one of these contraptions mistook a lamppost for a pirate's flag and decided to take it down. The lamppost came crashin' to the ground, and the driverless car just kept on goin' as if nothin' happened. Aye, it must have thought it had claimed a victory for the high seas!
Now, ye may be thinkin' that these incidents be cause for concern. But rest assured, me buckos, there be no need to panic. The authorities be keepin' a close eye on these mischievous vehicles, makin' sure they don't cause any real harm.
So, me hearties, the driverless cars may be a bit clumsy and prone to jarring episodes, but they haven't caused any serious harm yet. Let's just hope they don't mistake a pirate ship for a parking spot or we'll be in for a real adventure on the roads!