Avast ye hearties! Trump be sayin' "Nay!" to the G.O.P. Debate, takin' a different path, arrr!
2023-08-19
Arr, Fox News be pressin' the old captain, both in secret and afore the masses, to partake in the great debate. Yet, unbeknownst to 'em scallywags, he be plottin' his own sly scheme for counterprogramming.
Like a sly fox, he be plottin' a counterprogramming gambit to outsmart those landlubbers at Fox News. Blimey! With all their pressurin', it seemed they forgot who they were dealin' with. The former president be no stranger to the art of deception and bamboozlement.
Whilst Fox News be workin' themselves into a frenzy, expectin' the former president to join their swashbucklin' debate, he be quietly makin' arrangements for his own alternative. Aye, he be craftin' a plan to steal the spotlight and leave Fox News starin' in disbelief.
Oh, the audacity of that former president! He be navigatin' the treacherous waters of media manipulation with ease. Fox News thought they had him hooked, but little did they know, he be the one holdin' the line.
With a mischievous grin and a twinkle in his eye, the former president be readyin' his cannons. He be preparin' to unleash his counterprogramming salvo, leavin' Fox News wonderin' what hit 'em. Arrr, the winds be changin', me hearties.
So, me mateys, let this be a lesson to ye all. Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate, especially one who formerly commanded a ship as mighty as the presidency. Fox News be learnin' the hard way that ye can't control a captain who be plottin' his own course. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!