Arrr! 'Tis the tale o' how Ron DeSantis becometh part o' the 'Ruling Class' 'n then turned 'gainst it, matey!
2023-08-20
Avast, me hearties! Ol' DeSantis, he be havin' fancy Ivy League swaggers, and he be flouncin' 'round, showin' off his cleverness. But now, that scallywag be twistin' his tales from Yale and Harvard, settin' sail on a vengeful political voyage!
Once, Mr. DeSantis walked the hallowed halls of Yale, a place o' higher learnin'. But instead of learnin' to navigate the treacherous waters of life, he be learnin' how to navigate the treacherous waters of politics. Aye, he be embracin' his Ivy League education, thinkin' it be makin' him invincible. Oh, how wrong he be!
And then he be sailin' to Harvard, another den o' knowledge. But instead of seekin' enlightenment, he be plannin' his revenge. Aye, he be usin' his education to wage a vengeful political war. He be twistin' his experiences, like a rope bein' spun, to serve his evil purposes.
This scurvy dog be thinkin' his fancy degrees give him the upper hand, but little does he know, the winds be changin'. His Ivy League pedigree be no match for the will of the people. Aye, the common folk be wise to his game and be ready to make him walk the plank.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to all who be thinkin' they can use their fancy education for wicked deeds. The sea be vast and unforgivin', and it cares not for your fancy diplomas. It be your character, me mateys, that be determinin' your fate.
Now, let us raise a mug o' grog to toast the downfall of Mr. DeSantis, the pirate of academia. May he learn that a true education be a treasure worth more than all the gold in the world!