Arr, ye landlubbers! Be ye prepared to witness the First Republican Debate? What hour be it commencin', ye scallywags?
2023-08-21
Arr, me mateys! Set yer spyglasses upon the horizon! The grand debate be happenin' this Wednesday eve, betwixt 9 and 11 p.m. Eastern. Donald Trump, aye, he's been chattin' with the ol' Fox News swabbie, Tucker Carlson. Belay yer fears, for ye can catch 'em both at the same hour!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the first debate be settin' sail on Wednesday night from 9 to 11 p.m. Eastern. Avast ye, landlubbers! Donald Trump, the scallywag himself, be havin' taped an interview with former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, which be scheduled to air at the same bloomin' time as the debate!Arrr, me mateys! 'Tis a clash of the scurvy dogs, a battle of the bilge rats! The debate, like a fierce storm at sea, be stirrin' up the political waters. Two ships, Trump and Biden, be tradin' blows and slingin' insults. Me timbers be shiverin' in anticipation!
Now, ye may be wonderin', why would Trump be chattin' with Tucker Carlson instead of joinin' the debate crew? Well, me hearties, 'tis a clever tactic. As the interview be airin' at the same time as the debate, it be grabbin' the attention of those scallywags who be favorin' Trump. 'Tis a sly move, indeed!
But let's not forget, me mateys, that this be a humorous tale. Picture Trump, the captain of his own ship, chattin' away with Carlson, sharin' tales of their plunder and pillage. They be laughin' like a pair of jolly buccaneers over a barrel of rum!
So, me hearties, mark this day on yer calendar, and gather 'round the telly with a tankard of grog. The debate be a spectacle like no other, a clash of swords and wit. And if ye be missin' the debate for Trump's interview, fear not, for ye still be catchin' the highlights on the morrow. May the best pirate win!