The Booty Report

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Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! Aye, the legal skirmish be gettin' fierce in Georgia, as they be goin' after Trump 'n his mateys!

2023-08-22

Arrr, a bunch o' scallywags bein' accused alongside Mr. Trump in th' state racketeering case, tryin' t' move th' matter to federal court 'r get it thrown out. They be hopin' fer a smoother sail, but th' sea be full o' surprises, mateys!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, there be a tale to be told of Mr. Trump's co-defendants in a state racketeering case. These scallywags be seekin' to have the matter transferred to federal court or, if ye can believe it, dismissed entirely!
Ahoy, me mateys, let us delve into this tale of legal shenanigans and see what tricks these scurvy dogs be tryin' to pull. They be claimin' that the state court be not the proper forum for their misdeeds, arguin' that it be better suited for the federal court. Arrr, what a twist!
But that be not all, me hearties. These landlubbers be goin' even further and seekin' to have the whole case thrown out, as if it were a cursed treasure chest they be wantin' to bury forever. They be hopin' that the judge be seein' things their way and grantin' their wish to be free from this legal entanglement.
Now, ye may be wonderin' why these scallywags be wantin' to change the court or have the case dismissed. It be simple, me hearties – they be thinkin' they can escape the grasp of justice by playin' these clever tricks. They be hopin' that a different court or a sympathetic judge be their ticket to freedom, like a parrot flyin' away from a ship about to be sunk.
But fear not, me mateys, for justice be a sturdy ship that be sailin' straight and true. The law be no stranger to such trickery and be ready to face these legal challenges head-on. The judge be weighin' the arguments, considerin' the evidence, and decidin' what be the right course of action.
So, let us raise our tankards and toast to the law, me hearties. May it prevail over these scurvy dogs and bring justice to all who be involved in this high-seas legal battle. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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