Arrr! Me hearties be sayin' they heard a mighty 'explosion' afore Prigozhin's ship plunged from the heavens!
2023-08-24
Arrr, me hearties! I be tellin' ye, them landlubbers from the Russian village where Wagner Chief Yevgeny Prigozhin's ship crashed claim they heard a "metallic bang" afore the vessel took a plunge. Straight from thar lips, I reckon!
In a humorous tone, in the language of a 17th-century pirate, we have news of a plane crash involving Wagner Chief Yevgeny Prigozhin. According to Russian villagers who witnessed the crash, they heard an "explosion" before seeing the plane plummet from the sky. The plane crashed near the village of Kuzhenkino, and residents reported seeing the plane fall in at least two pieces. Prigozhin, along with six other passengers and three crew members, was on board the plane. One resident described hearing a metallic bang, rather than thunder, before the plane fell. Another resident mentioned that everything was on fire when he arrived at the crash site. Prigozhin's death comes after he led an insurrection against Russian President Vladimir Putin's regime. CIA Director William Burns warned that Putin is likely biding his time for revenge. Opposition to Putin has been scarce due to a series of high-profile accidents that have resulted in the disappearance or deaths of Putin's former allies who criticized the invasion of Ukraine. It is suggested that Prigozhin may face further retribution for his actions. The report concludes by acknowledging the contribution of Fox News' Peter Aitken and Reuters to the story.