The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Avast! Trump be givin' up at Atlanta brig in Georgia! Scallywag caught meddlin' in the election, ye scurvy bilge rat!

2023-08-24

Arr, me hearties! Captain Trump did spend a goodly 20 minutes within the brig, getting his fingers pressed, and his countenance captured on a pictorial contraption, all because of the four scurvy criminal escapades he managed this year!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, it be quite the tale to tell! Y'see, the notorious scallywag they call Mr. Trump found himself in a tight spot, spendin' a good 20 minutes at the jail. He had to endure the indignity of bein' fingerprinted and havin' his mug shot taken, like a true landlubber! Aye, ye heard it right, me mateys, this be the first time our fine pirate has faced such a predicament in the four criminal cases he's been tangled in this year.

Arrr, just picture the scene, me hearties! There stood Mr. Trump, a mighty captain of his own ship, bein' treated like a bilge rat by the authorities. They wanted to make sure they had evidence of his presence, so they took his fingerprints, markin' him like a common thief. And to top it all off, they snapped a photograph of his miserable face, destined to be a valuable treasure in their files.

Now, I reckon this must have been quite an experience for our dear Mr. Trump. After all, he's used to bein' in command, makin' his crew walk the plank with a single wave of his hand. But this time, he found himself on the other side of the plank, facin' the consequences of his actions.

But fear not, me hearties, for this tale ain't over yet! Our pirate captain still has more battles to fight, more seas to navigate. Who knows what the future holds for him? Perhaps he'll continue to face the harsh judgment of the courts, or maybe he'll find a way to escape the clutches of the law.

So, there ye have it, me mateys! Mr. Trump, the legendary scoundrel, getting his fingerprints taken and his mug shot captured. It be a tale that'll be whispered in pirate taverns for years to come, bringin' laughter and merriment to all who hear it.

Read the Original Article