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Arrr! The Cap'n has decreed that Missouri's prohibition on lads and lasses meddling with their gender shall stand!

2023-08-25

Arr, me hearties! Come Monday, the state's law be settin' sail, outlawin' all manner o' remedies and surgeries for wee lads and lasses seekin' gender transition. Nay be they allowed to partake in such care, lest they face the wrath o' the law!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! There be news from the landlubbers! Come Monday, a new law be settin' sail in the state, makin' it illegal for young'uns to partake in the medical arts of switchin' genders! Aye, ye heard me right! No more pill-poppin' or cuttin' for the wee ones!
This here law be sayin' that any young scallywag who be wantin' to change their gender must first walk the plank of age, or they won't be gettin' the medical help they need. It be a law aimed at keepin' the young ones safe from makin' such life-alterin' decisions too soon, arggh!
But let's face it, me mateys, it be a bit of a pickle, ain't it? What be a young swashbuckler to do if they be feelin' more comfortable as the opposite gender? They'll have to wait, and wait they must, until they be old enough to decide for themselves.
Arr, there be those who be cheerin' for this law, claimin' it be protectin' the youngins from makin' a mistake they'll regret. But there be others who be sayin' it be takin' away their freedom to choose who they be. Aye, 'tis a tricky debate, indeed!
So, come Monday, this law be takin' effect, and the young buccaneers will have to wait for their ship to come in. They'll need to bide their time, dreamin' of the day when they can finally make their own decision about who they be. Until then, me hearties, let's hope they find comfort and support from their shipmates, for navigatin' these waters be no easy task!

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