Avast ye scurvy dogs! Me fellow buccaneers, let's fact-check Ramaswamy's blabber about the campaign, climate, and Jan. 6. Arrr!
2023-08-26
Yarrr! This scurvy dog of a Republican lubber be spoutin' nonsensical blather 'bout climate change and the stormin' o' the Capitol on January 6th! He be twistin' his words like a drunken sailor, claimin' what ain't true! Arrr, what a sorry mess he be!
In the language o' a 17th century pirate, I be tellin' ye a tale about this upstart Republican candidate, aye! This scurvy dog be makin' claims about climate change that be as inaccurate as a rusty cannon! He be denyin' the evidence like a landlubber ignorin' the shine of a gold doubloon.And that ain't all, me hearties! He be speakin' o' the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol like a parrot with a twisted tongue. He be twistin' the truth like a sailor twistin' the riggin' in a storm! His words be as crooked as a pirate's hook, tryin' to mislead us all, arrr!
But here be the best part, mateys. This bilge rat be mischaracterizin' his own positions and past comments like a ship changin' course in the dead of night! He be tryin' to fool us, but we be sharper than a cutlass, savvy? He be slippin' through loopholes like a mermaid slippin' through the waves, tryin' to avoid accountability.
Arrr, ye can't trust this scallywag! He be blowin' smoke like a cannon after a broadside, tryin' to confuse us all. But fear not, me hearties, for we be seein' through his charade like a lookout spotin' a ship on the horizon. We be standin' strong like a mast in a gale, defendin' the truth from this landlubber's lies!
So heed me words, me mateys, and don't be fooled by this pirate impostor. We be needin' leaders who be speakin' the truth, fightin' for justice, and protectin' our precious planet. Don't let this scurvy dog get away with his double-dealin' ways, me hearties. Let's keep our eyes on the horizon and vote with the wisdom of a seasoned captain!