Arrr, doth ye reckon Yanks still rely on juries? Be Trump's trials to shatter such trust, matey?
2023-08-28
Arr! A fresh survey be givin' us a fine portrait of the type o' American who serves on a jury, and a rare glimpse into the thoughts o' the folks who could decide the fate o' Donald Trump, matey! Aye, a juicy treasure indeed!
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye, for there be tidings o' a grand survey that be sheddin' light on the scallywags who serve on a jury in the good ol' land o' America. But that ain't all, me mateys! It also be providin' a rare glimpse into the minds o' the very folks who might decide the fate o' none other than Donald Trump himself!Now, ye may be wonderin' what kind o' folks be makin' up this jury, and by Blackbeard's ghost, I'll tell ye! This survey be givin' us a portrait o' these fine souls, showin' us what makes 'em tick. They be comin' from all walks o' life, from the high seas to the far reaches o' land. Some be educated swashbucklers, while others be simple souls with nary a letter to their name.
But fear not, me hearties, for this be no serious census we be talkin' about! Nay, it be a jolly good time with a humorous twist. Aye, the survey be askin' these jurors silly questions that be takin' 'em on a wild adventure through their minds. They be ponderin' what kind o' pirate they'd be, or what rum they'd be swiggin' if they were stranded on a deserted island.
But let us not forget the real treasure buried in this survey, me mateys! It be givin' us a glimpse into the minds o' these fine people who may hold the fate o' Donald Trump in their hands. Will they be seein' him as a hero or a scoundrel? Only time will tell, but this survey be a rare window into their thoughts, arr!
So, me hearties, keep a weather eye on the horizon, for the findings o' this survey be showin' us a merry crew of jurors, each with their own tales to tell. And who knows, maybe one day ye may find yerself on a jury, decidin' the fate o' a scallywag or a noble soul. Until then, may ye always have fair winds and a barrel o' laughs!