Avast ye! A scurvy dog, steerin' from thar passenger seat, begetteth a halt t' thar vessel in Nebraska!
2023-09-01
Arrr! A salty ol' salt claimed he's been sailin' his loyal horned mate, Howdy Doody, 'bout the town o' Norfolk in a fine Ford Crown Victoria fer seven long years, sans trouble. Yet, the landlubbers of the law, in their wisdom, did halt his voyage!
Arr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to a tale that'll tickle ye timbers! It be a yarn about an ol' salt who fancied himself a buccaneer of the land. A retired seafarer, he did, who sailed the streets in his trusty vessel, a customized Ford Crown Victoria. But this weren't just any ride, ye see. Nay, it be a ride fit for a pirate and his loyal companion, a pet steer called Howdy Doody!For seven long years, this merry mariner and his bovine mate roamed the lands, causing naught but laughter and bewilderment. The townsfolk of Norfolk, Neb., didst gaze upon this sight with wide eyes and dropped jaws. They marveled at the audacity of this swashbuckling duo, a retired pirate and his trusty bovine first mate!
But alas, me hearties, all good things must come to an end. One fateful day, the scallywags of the law put an anchor to their grand adventure. The police, they be, who'd had enough of this outlandish spectacle. They stopped our retired pirate, demanding answers for his unconventional choice of transportation.
The old seadog, undeterred by the presence of these landlubbers, regaled them with tales of his seafaring escapades. He explained how his loyal companion, Howdy Doody, had never caused a disruption or a problem on their journeys. But the police, they be bound by the laws of the land, and a pet steer in a car be a sight too peculiar for their liking.
And so, me hearties, the retired pirate's chariot was seized, and poor Howdy Doody was left without his trusty vessel. But fear not, for this tale be one of triumph! The retired pirate, undeterred, be determined to find a new vessel for his bovine companion. And so, they set sail on a new adventure, seeking a new ride that would make the seas of the land tremble with laughter once more!