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Arr, Nikki Haley's quest be to gather the support o' young scallywags 'cross 45 states. Avast, mateys!

2023-09-02

Arrr, me hearties! Nikki Haley's crew be tellin' Fox News Digital that they be embarkin' on a grand voyage across 45 states to woo the young landlubbers. They be launchin' Young Americans for Nikki and Students for Haley to win their support. Yo ho ho, and a vote for Nikki!

Arr, Nikki Haley's quest be to gather the support o' young scallywags 'cross 45 states. Avast, mateys!

In a humorous 17th-century pirate language, Fox News reports on Nikki Haley's presidential campaign launching a 45-state effort to capture the youth vote. The campaign has created Young Americans for Nikki and Students for Haley, with registered members spanning across 45 states. It has also established Students for Haley chapters in 25 U.S. colleges. Mason Foley, executive chair of Young Americans for Nikki, believes that Haley is the strong leader young Americans are looking for. The campaign managed to raise $1 million in donations following the first GOP presidential nomination debate, making it clear that young Americans across the nation are hungry for a principled and unifying leader like Haley. After the debate, it became apparent that Haley is Joe Biden's biggest threat. The campaign plans to spread her message to voters across America, starting with Clemson University.

During the debate, Haley heavily criticized Vivek Ramaswamy on foreign policy issues, accusing him of making America less safe due to his lack of foreign policy experience. Ramaswamy defended his stance, emphasizing the need to focus on China and stating that America's relationship with Israel would be at its strongest by the end of his first term. The report concludes with a mention of Fox News' Joseph Wulfsohn and Paul Steinhauser as contributors to the report.

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