Arrr! The pursuit of the Pennsylvania scoundrel be closin' in on th' prison grounds!
2023-09-02
Arrr, as tha scallywags be scouting on Saturn's Day, they be claimin' that aye, the spyglass footages be showin' 'im lurkin' nearby.
Arr, mateys! Listen ye well to this tale of a scurvy scoundrel and his misadventures on the high seas! The landlubber authorities be on the lookout for this here scallywag, claiming he be hiding nearby, as the sun set on Saturday. They be watchin' the surveillance cameras, tryin' to catch him in the act.Now, ye might be wonderin' who this rapscallion be and what he done to get 'em all riled up. Well, gather round, me hearties, and I'll spin ye a yarn! This bloke be no ordinary landlubber, I tell ye. He be a pirate, straight outta the 17th century! Aye, ye heard me right. A pirate in the modern age!
It be a sight to behold, I tell ye, seein' this swashbucklin' scallywag causin' mayhem and mischief in this day and age. The authorities be scratchin' their heads, wonderin' how a man from the golden age of sail be wanderin' our streets. But fear not, me hearties, they be determined to catch him, even if they be speakin' in their fancy language of surveillance cameras and technology.
But ye know what be the most entertainin' part of this whole charade? It be the fact that they be claimin' he be hidin' just around the corner! Aye, ye heard right. The very same authorities who be chasin' him be sayin' he be lurkin' nearby. I reckon this be a game of cat and mouse, me hearties, with the authorities tryin' to outwit the crafty pirate.
So, me buckos, keep yer eyes peeled and yer ears to the ground. The hunt for this 17th century pirate be still on, and the authorities be hot on his trail. Will they catch him? Only time will tell, my friends. Until then, let's raise a mug o' rum and toast to this extraordinary tale of a pirate lost in time!