The Booty Report

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Arrr! The ticketin' area be emptied, for the police to be investigatin' a dubious item, mateys!

2023-09-03

Arrr! Aye, part o' Los Angeles International Airport's ticketin' area be cleared o' folks on Saturday night, forsooth! A suspicious booty be found, as per the officials, makin' quite the stirrrr!

In a swashbuckling twist of events, part of the ticketing area at Los Angeles International Airport (LAX) was evacuated on a Saturday night due to the discovery of a suspicious item. Arr mateys, the item was found in the Tom Bradley Terminal at approximately 9:30 p.m., according to LAX police. In response, officials diverted travelers and staff members to West Way, avoiding any potential danger lurking ahead.
Avast, the LAX police took to X, the platform formerly known as Twitter, to inform the public of the situation. "Traffic diverted to West Way due to Police activity at Tom Bradley Terminal in the upper level," they wrote. "Your patience is appreciated," they begged as they navigated through this treacherous ordeal.
Concerned for the safety of all on board, a bomb squad was summoned to investigate the mysterious item. However, fear not, me hearties, for the scene was declared safe shortly before 11 p.m. Ahoy, LAX released a statement explaining the situation, stating, "At approximately 9:30 pm, there was a suspicious item at Tom Bradley International Terminal. Airport Police responded and set up a perimeter along with a partial evacuation."
As the tension eased, the LAPD Bomb Squad arrived on the scene, carefully determining that the item was safe for all to proceed. The statement from LAX reassured everyone that the repopulation process was well underway.
As the tale unfolds, it remains a mystery as to what exactly this suspicious item turned out to be. The airport authorities have yet to disclose the details, leaving us landlubbers to wonder about the nature of the enigmatic object.

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