The Booty Report

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Arr, ol' Bill Richardson, the mighty champion who fought fer Americans held captive abroad, be gone at 75!

2023-09-03

Afore sailin' in Congress and governin' the land o' New Mexico, he plied his trade as a swashbucklin' diplomat, takin' on both public and private ventures. Arrr, with a fair share o' successes to his name, he be a true master o' the pirate's code!

Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I be tellin' ye a tale of a scurvy dog from the 17th century. This here fella be no ordinary landlubber, fer he be servin' in Congress and as governor of New Mexico. But that be not all, me mateys!

This savvy swashbuckler be known for his skills in the art of diplomacy, but he be takin' it to a whole new level. He be practicin' what they call "quasi-public" diplomacy, which be a fancy way of sayin' he be meddlin' in diplomatic affairs without holdin' an official position.

Now, ye may be thinkin', "How can a pirate be dabblin' in diplomacy?" Well, me hearties, this fella be a true master of the game. He be negotiatin' with other countries and organizations on behalf of his own crew, and he be doin' it with style.

And let me tell ye, this buccaneer be havin' quite the success rate! He be gettin' things done, makin' deals, and settlin' disputes like a true diplomat. His reputation be spreadin' across the seven seas, and even his enemies be admirin' his skills.

But ye be wonderin', how be this swashbuckler operatin' on his own? Well, me mateys, he be a freelance diplomat, which be like a pirate sailin' the high seas without answerin' to no one. He be takin' on missions and negotiatin' on behalf of whoever be payin' him the most doubloons.

So there ye have it, me hearties! A pirate from the 17th century, a former congressman and governor, who be practicin' diplomacy like no other. This scurvy dog be makin' waves in the world of politics, and he be doin' it with a swagger and a laugh. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

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