Arr, the scallywag Federal Court hath once more given a hearty blow to Alabama's congressional map!
2023-09-05
Arr, them scurvy Republicans be defyin' the court's order to form a second majority-Black district, or somethin' as close as a barnacle on a ship's hull. Tsk tsk, me hearties, ye be walkin' on a plank of trouble!
In a hilarious twist of events, those scallywag Republicans have gone and disobeyed a court order, as if they were a bunch of unruly pirates sailing the high seas! The order, ye see, was to create a second district that would have a majority of Black voters, or at least come close to it, but those rascally Republicans did not comply!Arrr, it seems that the judicial panel, with their stern faces and powdered wigs, be mighty displeased with these miscreants. They be wagging their fingers and shaking their heads, proclaiming that the Republicans be in contempt of court. Aye, ye scurvy dogs, what did ye think would happen? Did ye really expect to get away with ignoring a court order?
Now, let me explain this in terms that even the most illiterate pirate can understand. The court told those landlubber Republicans to carve out a district where the Black folk would have a strong voice, a district that be fair and just. But instead of doing as they were told, those scurvy dogs decided to play their own game, ignoring the judge's orders.
Oh, what a sight it must have been, with the judge's face turning as red as a lobster and steam coming out of their ears. They be yelling, "Avast ye! This be an affront to the court!" Methinks those Republicans be walking the plank straight into a sea of legal troubles. What a bunch of bumbling buccaneers!
Now, we shall wait and see what punishment awaits these insolent Republicans. Will they be made to walk the plank of justice? Or will the court unleash a tempest of legal consequences upon their heads? Only time will tell, me hearties.