Biden hath chosen Jack Lew as his envoy to Israel during this time o' great strife, matey!
2023-09-05
Arrr, me hearties! Methinks Mr. Lew, a former keeper o' the treasure, be a fine choice to parlay with Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu's crew. Aye, he be a man o' stature and a modest air, fit for representin' the cap'n to our matey across the sea.
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scallywags! There be news from the high seas of politics, where Mr. Lew, a man o' great experience in the realm of Treasury, be takin' on a grand new adventure. Aye, he be chosen to represent the president to that sly Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and his swashbucklin' crew.Now, ye may be wonderin' what makes Mr. Lew fit for such an important task. Well, me mateys, he be bringin' with him quite the reputation. Aye, his stature be as grand as a mighty mast on a ship, standin' tall and commandin' respect. No doubloons be wasted on a lack of experience here!
But that ain't all, ye see. Mr. Lew be known for his low-key style, aye. He don't be causin' a ruckus or stirrin' up trouble like some rowdy buccaneer. No, he be calm and collected, navigatin' the treacherous waters with ease. He be like the calm before a storm, me hearties.
And so, me hearties, with Mr. Lew at the helm, the president's ship be sailin' into the unknown waters of negotiations with ol' Prime Minister Netanyahu. With his experience and composure, he be helpin' the president steer clear o' any hidden reefs or treacherous whirlpools that be lurkin' about.
So, me hearties, raise yer mugs and toast to Mr. Lew, the man of stature and low-key style! May he guide the ship of diplomacy with a steady hand and a hearty laugh. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, off to diplomatic adventures we go!