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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Be it true, who be shelling out the doubloons to ferry them landlubber migrants from the border?

2023-09-07

Arr, ye scurvy dog, Gov. Greg Abbott be hollerin' 'bout sendin' migrants to Los Angeles, New York, 'n other grand cities. But truth be told, they be a mere fraction o' the bilge rats boardin' these here buses!

Arr mateys! Gather 'round and listen to the grand tale of Gov. Greg Abbott and his audacious scheme to send those landlubbin’ migrants to the great cities of Los Angeles and New York! Aye, 'twas a high-profile campaign indeed! But let me tell ye, me hearties, those migrants be but a fraction of the scallywags boardin' the buses!

The good Cap'n Abbott, he be struttin' about like a peacock, talkin' big about sendin' the migrants far and wide. But truth be told, there be many more of 'em than he cares to admit! They be fillin' them buses, sailin' across the land, seekin' new homes and fortunes.

Now, me mates, let me paint ye a picture. Picture the bustling streets of Los Angeles and the great city of New York. Ah, the sights, the sounds, and the smells! Can ye imagine the chaos if all those migrants be dropped there like a bunch of scurvy seadogs off a ship? Yar, 'tis a sight to behold!

But here's the rub, me hearties. Those poor souls be but a small fraction of the vast numbers seekin' a new land. They be flockin' to the buses, ready to set sail for unknown shores. Aye, the good Cap'n Abbott may have his grand plans, but he be face-to-face with a tidal wave of new arrivals!

So, me fellow adventurers, let us not be fooled by the governor's antics. The migrants be arrivin' by the horde, ready to explore new territories and claim their stake. Aye, 'tis a challenge of epic proportions, but fear not! For as long as there be land to explore and opportunities to seize, there will always be those brave enough to set sail on the high seas of migration!

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