Avast ye mateys! Biden be settin' his sights on Michael Whitaker to take the helm at the FAA.
2023-09-07
Arrr, mateys! Hear ye, hear ye! The scallywag Michael G. Whitaker, a fine mate, was the second-in-command at the Federal Aviation Administration in the days of Captain Obama. Now he be the president’s choice to lead once again!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather round and listen to the tale of the president's pick for a key position, Michael G. Whitaker. Aye, this fine sailor be no stranger to the sea of politics, for he once held the rank of second-in-command at the Federal Aviation Administration during the Obama reign.Now, ye may be wonderin' why the president be choosin' a sailor with such experience. Well, me mateys, it be all about the skies and the ships that sail through 'em. This be a position where ye need to know the ins and outs of aviation, to keep the pirates of the air in check.
But let me tell ye, me hearties, Michael G. Whitaker be no ordinary sailor. No, he be a man of great knowledge and expertise in the ways of the winds and the currents. He be knowin' how to navigate through the treacherous waters of politics, keepin' the ship steady and on course.
Now, I can hear ye sayin', "But how be this story humorous, ye scurvy dog?" Well, me mateys, it be the language we be usin'. Imagine talkin' like a 17th-century pirate in this day and age! Aye, it be a sight to behold, and it be sure to bring a jolly laugh to any landlubber who hears it.
So raise yer rum-filled mugs and toast to Michael G. Whitaker, the pirate-speakin' sailor who be takin' on the high seas of aviation. May he navigate through the stormy waters of politics with a hearty laugh and a twinkle in his eye. And may we all remember, me hearties, that sometimes a bit of humor be the best tool to sail through the choppy seas of life.