The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

"Avast ye mateys! Gavin Newsom be prancin' about, promotin' Biden and his own self, in a jolly delicate dance!"

2023-09-09

Avast ye scurvy dogs! The Cap'n o' California be makin' himself the grandest Democrat-in-waitin'. Yet, he be sayin' 'tis high time for his mateys to "buck up" and stand by President Biden! Aye, 'tis a treacherous sea we sail!

Arr, me hearties! Listen well to this tale of the California governor and his words of wisdom. He be makin' himself the most visible Democrat-in-waitin', settin' his sights on a higher office. But hold yer horses, mateys! He be sayin' it be time for all Democrats to "buck up" and rally behind President Biden.

Ahoy, Governor! Ye be talkin' like a true swashbuckler, encouragin' yer fellow Democrats to stand strong in support of their leader. But methinks there be a bit o' irony in yer words, for ye be yearnin' for a spot in the limelight yerself!

Now, in the 17th century, pirates be known for their love of treasure, and it seems this governor be eyein' a treasure of his own. He be strivin' to position himself as the next Democrat to rule the land. But even as he be settin' his sails for higher office, he be remindin' his crew that unity be key.

Arr, it be a clever move, me mateys! By speakin' up and rallyin' his fellow Democrats, he be showin' loyalty to the captain of the ship, President Biden. He be sayin', "Stand by yer leader, me hearties! It be time to set aside our differences and work together for the good of the party."

But let's not forget the humor in his words, me lads and lasses! "Buck up," he be sayin', as if he be a true pirate, askin' his mates to toughen up and show some grit. Methinks he be channellin' his inner buccaneer, encouragin' his fellow Democrats to be bold and fearless in their support for the president.

So, me hearties, as we sail through these uncharted waters of politics, let's heed the words of this witty governor. Let's set aside our own ambitions for now and unite behind our leader. And who knows, me mateys, maybe this pirate of a governor will find his own treasure in due time.

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