Avast, me hearties! Biden and the landlubber progressives be aimin' their cannons at us scurvy dogs!
2023-09-11
Arrr, me hearties! Fox News scallywag Greg Gutfeld and his merry crew be chattin' 'bout how the land be differin' since Sept. 11, 2001 on 'Gutfeld!' Aye, 'tis a jolly good time for some piratey ponderin'!
Today, on 9/11, the author sarcastically remarks that it's just another day for CNN and MSNBC, as they believe that the events of January 6 overshadow the significance of September 11. The author then reminisces about the impact of the 9/11 attacks, comparing it to Pearl Harbor and the fear that gripped the country. In New York, people were vigilant and uncertain about what would happen next. The author humorously notes how the country united against Al Qaeda during that time, unlike the current scenario where federal agencies surveil parents who complain about their children's gym teacher. They highlight the successful mission to eliminate Usama bin Laden and mockingly emphasize that America isn't to be underestimated. The author then shifts to the rise of ISIS and President Obama's dismissive attitude towards them. However, they credit Donald Trump for dealing with ISIS effectively, diminishing their threat. The tone becomes more critical as the author addresses the current threat from within the government and its focus on suppressing free speech and infringing on constitutional rights. They mock politicians who transition to media jobs, comparing them to those who fell for Nigerian prince scams. The author highlights the erosion of constitutional rights, from the First Amendment being labeled as fascism to the Second Amendment being disregarded by certain governors. They criticize California's new bill on gender transition in custody battles and joke about transitioning to a men's prison football team. The author concludes by urging people to remember the true threats the country once faced and to recognize the current threats from within the government. They poke fun at President Biden's gaffes and accuse him and his administration of focusing on the wrong issues while neglecting to attend 9/11 memorials. The author ends with a humorous remark about Biden's mental state.