Arr, a scallywag from Pennsylvania hath become a fugitive, now armed to the teeth with a stolen rifle!
2023-09-12
"Avast ye! The scallywag be both desperate and perilous," declared a state buccaneer colonel to the scribes on Tuesday. Arr, brace yerselves, me hearties!"
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of a scurvy dog! Aye, it be a tale of a man so treacherous, so reckless that even the state police fear him! This here colonel, he be speakin' of this landlubber in terms so dire, ye'd think he be describin' the Kraken himself!"We consider him desperate," the colonel be sayin', his voice as serious as a dead man's chest. "We consider him dangerous!" Aye, ye be hearin' it right, me mateys. This sorry excuse for a pirate be both desperate and dangerous. I tell ye, ye better be keepin' an eye out for this scallywag!
Now, ye may be wonderin' what this pirate be doin' to earn such a reputation. Well, let me tell ye, it be quite the tale! This rapscallion has been sailin' the high seas, causin' trouble wherever he goes. He be plunderin' villages, stealin' booty, and makin' off with all the rum he can get his filthy paws on!
But it be his antics on land that be raisin' the alarm bells. This scurvy dog be stoppin' at nothin' to get what he wants. He be fightin' off the authorities, sailin' away with a swagger, and laughin' in the face of danger. Aye, this pirate be livin' life on the edge!
So, me hearties, be on the lookout for this desperado! If ye see him sailin' towards ye, be sure to lock up yer treasures, hide yer rum, and run for cover! For this pirate be no ordinary scallywag, oh no. He be a force to be reckoned with, a legend in his own right. And if ye ain't careful, ye might just find yerself walkin' the plank!