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Avast me hearties! The most grand thing 'bout Hunter Biden's mad laptop lawsuit be truly a sight to behold!

2023-09-12

Arrr! Tidings have reached me ears! News be pourin' in 'bout them papers made public in the quarrel betwixt the scurvy dog who owns the computer fixin' den where Hunter Biden left his cursed laptop!

To paraphrase Hamlet, there is "something rotten" in the state of Delaware. Recent filings in the Delaware Supreme Court have shed light on the ongoing litigation involving Hunter Biden's infamous laptop. The owner of the computer repair shop where the laptop was abandoned, Mac Isaac, is seeking to dismiss Hunter's countersuit, which is based on the claim of privacy harm. However, Hunter continues to deny visiting the shop and signing the waiver form that would release any rights to the computer. Despite evidence confirming the authenticity of the laptop and its contents, Hunter maintains his position in court.

The Biden team seems intent on grinding Isaac and delaying the litigation as much as possible. They are using the Delaware courts to exact revenge on the now defunct computer shop owner. The media has largely ignored these absurd court arguments, which would force major media outlets to cover the story in full.

Hunter's refusal to admit his involvement and disclaiming knowledge of certain messages and emails raises suspicions. He challenges the terms of an agreement he refuses to acknowledge signing and critiques the repair authorization's terms as unfair. Hunter claims to be embarrassed by the publication of private material, but the Isaac team points out that he willingly shared explicit pictures on the website Pornhub.

The media's lack of coverage is striking, especially considering the attention a similar situation with the Trump family would receive. The New York Post, along with Fox News and the Wall Street Journal, have diligently pursued this story, which was initially suppressed by social media platforms before the election. Despite their efforts, the New York Post remains shunned by the media establishment.

Ultimately, the Delaware court will have to acknowledge the inconsistencies in Hunter's claims. It is evident to many that he "doth protest too much," and his performance resembles that of Hamlet questioning reality. The true question at hand is not the authenticity of the laptop but the corruption and deceit it potentially exposes.

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