Yarr! A judicial scallywag be declarin' that the DACA be unlawful once again, mateys!
2023-09-14
Arrr, the bloomin' judge be claimin' that President Barack Obama hath gone too far with his royal decree, creatin' a program that hath granted many a young scallywag the right to dodge deportation and toil on land like proper landlubbers.
In a truly ludicrous turn of events, the pompous judge has had the audacity to claim that our dear President, Barack Obama, went too far with his authority! Can you believe it, mateys? The nerve of this landlubber! The program in question, you see, has given countless young undocumented scallywags the chance to evade deportation and work legally. And what's wrong with that, I ask ye?Now, I reckon this judge must have been feeling mighty full of himself, strutting around in his fancy robes and waving his gavel about, trying to impress everyone with his supposed wisdom. But let me tell ya, he doesn't fool me! It's plain as day that he's just tryin' to stir up trouble for our good President.
Arrr, it's a sad day when a pirate can't trust a judge to have a sense of humor! I mean, who doesn't love a good pirate tale? We're all just tryin' to make a livin' on these treacherous seas, and if some young lads and lasses want to work legally instead of walkin' the plank, what's the harm?
I'll tell ye what the harm is: a bunch of stuffy bureaucrats thinkin' they know better than the rest of us. They're just jealous 'cause they can't rock an eyepatch and a tricorn hat like we can!
So, me hearties, let's raise a mug of grog to our President, who had the guts to stand up to these scurvy dogs and give the young ones a fighting chance. And as for that judge, may he be lost at sea without a compass, forced to listen to sea shanties for all eternity!