Arrr! Aye, a mighty tent mishap befallen in ye olde suburb of Chicago, leavin' 26 landlubbers wounded, 5 in dire straits!
2023-09-14
Arrr! Avast ye scurvy dogs! A mighty tent be fallin' in suburban Chicago, bringin' harm to 26 landlubbers, five of 'em bein' grievously injured! This be the word from ol' Tom Hansen, Cap'n of Bedford Park Police!
In jolly ol' suburban Chicago, a mighty tent did collapse, leaving at least 26 landlubbers injured, according to the local police, arrr! Five of those poor souls were in serious condition, says the Bedford Park Police Chief, Tom Hansen. It happened 'round 10:45 in the mornin', in the parking lot of a fine establishment, where an event was being held, avast! Arrr, the Bedford Park Fire Department, along with many other fire departments from nearby lands, carried the wounded to hospitals for treatment, says the police in a grand announcement. The cause of the collapse remains a mystery, and the investigators are on the case, mateys! Photos from the scene reveal a mighty tent, partially fallen but still standin', near many tables and chairs, arrr! This calamity occurred in the parking lot of a Cintas Uniform Services store, a mere 15 leagues southwest of Chicago, where they've asked for a comment but received no reply, arrr.