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Arr! A scallywag from Iowa be found guilty o' sendin' 2 lads to Davy Jones' locker with his blunderbuss.

2023-09-14

Avast, me hearties! In yon January, Preston Walls didst lay down the lives of a 16-year-old and an 18-year-old, who be sailin' under an educational flag for scurvy-ridden youth. Aye, a tragic tale it be!

In the month of January, a tragic incident occurred involving Preston Walls, where he mercilessly shot two young individuals aged 16 and 18. These youngsters were participating in an educational program specifically designed for at-risk youths, making the situation all the more heart-wrenching.

Ahoy there, me hearties! It be a tale of woe that I be sharing with ye. In the frosty month of January, ol' Preston Walls be causin' mischief on the high seas of life. Aye, he be drawin' his pistol and takin' aim at two young scallywags, a mere 16 years and 18 years old, no less! These young lads were part of a special learnin' program, designed to keep 'em away from the clutches of danger! Alas, the sea of life can be treacherous, and their journey came to a tragic end.

Arrr, ye may be wonderin' why such a deed would come to pass. Well, it be a puzzle, me mateys! Some say ol' Preston be filled with rage, not knowin' what be lurkin' in his heart. Others speculate that the pirate's grog may have addled his brain, causin' him to lose his way. But no matter the reason, the fact remains that two young souls had their lives cut short in an instant.

Avast! 'Tis a lesson to be learned from this tale, me hearties. We must be keepin' a keen eye on those who seek to do harm, especially to the wee ones. These here educational programs be a beacon of hope, a chance to set sail on a different path. But we must be guardin' them, protectin' them from the likes of Preston Walls and his ilk, who bring nought but sorrow and despair.

So, let us raise our mugs of grog, me hearties, and remember those young souls lost to the depths. May they find eternal peace in Davy Jones' locker, and may we be ever vigilant in protectin' the next generation from the likes of ol' Preston Walls, the scallywag who took away their chance for a better life. Arrr!

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