Avast ye scurvy knaves! No more shall Disney's sorcery ruin our young'uns. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo, their reign be through!
2023-09-15
Avast ye! Disney, that once cherished company fer its heartwarming, kin-friendly tales has gone astray! Behold, the treachery unfoldin' 'pon cherished gems like "The Little Mermaid" and "Snow White." Aye, methinks their compass be spinnin' like a drunken sailor!
Disney has come a long way from its fantasy and fairytale roots, now engaging in woke magical mind games that confuse and destroy the innocence of children. Instead of creating original films that meet their new Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion quotas, Disney has chosen to rewrite classic movies, including the upcoming release of Snow White. The politically correct princess will now be portrayed by a Latina actress, Rachel Zegler, who happens to dislike the character she is supposed to promote. Zegler claims that the original film from 1937 focused too much on a love story with a guy who "literally stalks her," but the new version won't have that. It seems that the entertainment industry is obsessed with emasculating men and pushing feminist agendas, sacrificing integrity and character along the way. In this new Snow White, only one dwarf remains, with a diverse group of grown men filling in for the rest. While Disney continues to ruin classic stories like The Little Mermaid, thin princesses are now deemed damaging to girls' self-esteem, according to a study from the University of California. However, the real issue lies in the virtual plastic surgery and airbrushed filters on social media platforms that distort body image. As kids grow up, they understand that fairytales are improbable events leading to happy endings. Unfortunately, Disney's attempts to plant subtle messages in young minds have resulted in financial losses and a decline in theme park attendance. It seems that the magic of Disney is fading, leaving parents concerned about the future of their children's imaginations.