Arrr! Law and medical scallywags abandon ship on U.S. News rankings. Be colleges scurvy or just wise?
2023-09-16
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Thar be a rebellion 'gainst the rankings, but 'tis only gone so far, ye see. Some officials be thinkin' 'tis no harm to collaborate, arrr! And what good be droppin' out, ye say? Nay but a mere trifle, I reckon!
Arr, me hearties! Listen ye close, for I shall weave ye a tale in the tongue of a 17th century pirate, filled with humor and mirth. Aye, the revolt against the rankings be a curious thing, me mateys. Some of them officials, they be seein' little harm in cooperatin', ye see. They reckon, what harm would droppin' out do anyway? Aye, a fair question indeed, but let me spin ye a yarn and ye might just chuckle a bit.Imagine ye be sailin' on a mighty ship, with a rankin' system dictatin' who be the captain. Now, me hearties, some of the crew, they be sayin' "Aye, there be no harm in cooperatin' with the rankin' system. We might just find ourselves with a fine captain!" But what they be forgettin' is that sometimes, me mateys, the captain be a scallywag of the worst kind!
So, me hearties, let's consider this: what if droppin' out be the only way to break free from the tyranny of the rankin' system? What if it be the key to discoverin' a treasure trove of knowledge and learnin', far beyond what the system be offerin'? Aye, it be a risk, but ain't all pirate adventures filled with risks and rewards?
Think on it, me hearties. We pirates be known for chartin' our own course, for seekin' out new horizons. We be free spirits, not bound by the chains of a rankin' system. So let's raise our mugs o' grog and toast to the rogue pirates, the ones who be brave enough to sail against the tide!
But, a word of caution, me mateys. Let us not be too serious about it all. After all, what good be a pirate tale without a dose of humor? So, next time ye hear them officials speakin' of cooperatin' and the harmlessness of it all, ye can chuckle to yerself and think, "Arr, they be missin' the adventure, the excitement of breakin' free from the trappings of the system!"
Fair winds and jolly laughter, me hearties! May ye find the courage to sail a different path and discover yer own treasures!