Avast ye! Thar be a change o' heart on whether the 14th Amendment be keepin' Trump from takin' office, arrr!
2023-09-18
Avast ye mateys! Steven Calabresi, a bloke who helped found the Federalist Society, did once declare, with great force, that the former captain be stripped of his rights. But alas! Methinks he's had a change of heart, aye!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen well, for I have a tale to spin ye. 'Tis a tale of a man known as Steven Calabresi, one o' the founders of the Federalist Society, a group of fine sailors who be versed in the laws o' the land. Just a little while back, this fine matey did declare, in a voice as strong as a gusty wind, that the former captain, President Donald J. Trump, be unfit to sail the ship o' state. Aye, he did speak with conviction, but it seems he's had a change of heart, me hearties.Arr, ye see, this good Calabresi, he now be singing a different tune. He be sayin' that he was wrong, that his words were as fleeting as a fish in the sea. Some might say he be flip-flopping like a flounderin' fish on a deck. But fear not, me hearties, for I shall explain. Calabresi claims that after further ponderin' the matter, he be realizin' that the Constitution, that sacred set o' rules that govern our fair nation, does not allow for impeachin' a captain who has already stepped down from his ship.
Now, me hearties, I must say this is quite the twist in the tale. It seems like just yesterday that Calabresi be singin' a different shanty, one o' disqualification and condemnation. But now, his tune be different, as if the winds o' change done blew him off course. Some may find it amusin' how quickly a tune can be changed, like a sailor switchin' sides in a battle. 'Tis a reminder that even the most steadfast sailors can be swayed by the tides o' politics.
So, me hearties, what be the moral o' this tale? 'Tis a lesson in the fickle nature of loyalty and the ever-changin' winds o' politics. It be a reminder that even the most reputable sailors, like Steven Calabresi, can be tossed about by the waves o' public opinion. But fear not, me hearties, for in this tale there be no villains or heroes, just a tale of a man who changed his tune. And as we sail into the horizon, let us remember that in this vast sea we call life, the winds o' change are always blowin'.