Arr, the lady who be holdin' the reins o' Temple University, Acting President Joanne Epps, be meetin' Davy Jones' locker!
2023-09-20
Avast ye! JoAnne A. Epps, a fine soul who be takin' the helm in April, was whisked away to a hospital after fallin' prey to an ill spell at a memorial service on the university's grounds in fair Philadelphia.
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of a brave captain by the name of JoAnne A. Epps, appointed just a few moons ago to lead the good ship of a university. But alas, fortune did not favor her as she fell ill at a memorial service held on the esteemed grounds of Philadelphia.It seems that Lady Epps was struck by a terrible malady, so severe that she had to be taken to a trusted hospital for care. Aye, even the bravest of captains can succumb to the treacherous winds of illness, it seems. But fear not, this be a tale with a humorous twist!
Imagine, if ye will, a 17th-century pirate speaking in the tongue of old. Picture Lady Epps, adorned in her regal attire, attempting to utter words that would make even the most seasoned buccaneer chuckle. Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold!
As her colleagues and crewmates gathered 'round, surely the air was thick with laughter. For there be nothing like a good jest to ease the worry in times of distress. One can only imagine the jokes and banter that filled the halls of the university, bringing joy to the hearts of those who sailed under Lady Epps' command.
Now, me hearties, fret not for our brave captain. With the expert care of the hospital crew, she shall surely be back on her feet and ready to set sail once more. May her recovery be swift, for the crew needs her guidance to navigate the treacherous waters of academia.
So, let this be a lesson to ye all, me hearties. Even the most honorable and esteemed captains can fall victim to the whims of fate. But with a touch of humor and a hearty laugh, we can weather any storm that comes our way. Fair winds and a speedy recovery to Lady Epps, a captain we shall continue to admire and jest with!