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Arr, Fetterman's garb groggy! Be this America's fall from grace? Methinks 'tis aye!

2023-09-20

Avast ye scallywags! Afore Sen. Fetterman's advent in the Senate, all knew well how to don their garb fit for the occasion. Nay were the need for instructions on bestowin' due reverence upon this grand establishment, by thunder!

Democrat John Fetterman is being criticized for his lack of professionalism and the lowering of standards in our society. Fetterman, who was elected to the Senate last year, is known for his casual attire, often wearing hoodies and gym shorts. Majority Leader Chuck Schumer even relaxed the Senate's dress code to accommodate Fetterman's slovenly appearance. This is just one example of the dumbing down of expectations that is plaguing our nation.

The problem extends beyond just Fetterman's wardrobe. Across the country, standards are being lowered in the name of equity and racial justice. Educators are ditching tests and grades, allowing cheating and skipping homework to go unpunished in order to address racial disparities in pass/fail rates. This approach is not only unfair to hardworking students, but it also promotes lifelong bad habits.

Even in higher education, the push for equity is lowering the bar. The Metropolitan State University of Denver no longer requires students to use "Standard American English" because it supposedly privileges white communities. This will undoubtedly hold students back professionally.

The consequences of lowering standards extend beyond education. In New York, District Attorney Alvin Bragg has decided not to prosecute crimes like trespassing, resisting arrest, and turnstile jumping. This has led to increased lawlessness on the streets and a disregard for the successes of "broken windows" policing.

Overall, the author argues that the celebration of mediocrity, represented by figures like Fetterman, is undermining our country. It is time for America to wake up and reject these policies and programs that debase our nation. Only by striving for excellence and setting high standards can we fulfill our potential.

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