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Arr matey! The UAW captain be invitin' Biden to join ye picket lines, aye! Avast, a mighty fine invitation 'tis!

2023-09-22

Arrr, President Biden be standin' by the brave autoworkers, who be takin' their walkout to a grander scale come Friday. Yet, nay word o' him payin' 'em a visit be heard through the grapevine, savvy?

Arr, me hearties! Gather round, fer I've got news about the President Biden and them autoworkers who be walkin' the plank! The President, he be standin' by their side, defendin' 'em like a true pirate captain would defend his crew. But, alas, there be no word on whether he be sailin' over to visit 'em in person.

Ah, the autoworkers, they be a fierce bunch, expandin' their walkout on a fine Friday. They be protestin' for better wages, benefits, and workin' conditions. Now, ye might be wonderin', why be they walkin' the plank instead of sailin' the ship? Well, that be a term used to describe a strike, mateys. They be sayin' "no, no!" to workin' until their demands be met.

But let's get back to the President, me mateys. He be standin' tall like a mast, defendin' these brave souls. However, he be keepin' his distance, like a clever old sea dog who knows when to keep his treasure hidden. There be no plans announced for him to visit the autoworkers, so they be waitin' on tenterhooks for a glimpse of their captain.

Now, ye might be wonderin' why all this be important? Well, mateys, it be showin' that even the President be payin' attention to the struggles of the working folk. He be listenin' to their chants and demands, and that be a good sign for all us landlubbers.

So, me hearties, let's raise a mug of grog in honor of them autoworkers, who be fightin' for what they believe in. And let's hope that the President, like a true pirate captain, sails over to visit 'em soon. Arr!

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