Arrr! Tyson and Perdue be facin' investigations fer employin' wee ones in their scallywag crew!
2023-09-23
Arrr! The Labor Department be investigatin' if wee ones be toilin' in the slaughterhouses of these foul poultry-processing giants! Aye, 'tis a matter o' great concern indeed!
Arr, me hearties! Listen up, for I've got a tale to share that'll tickle your funny bones and boggle your minds. Word has reached me quarters that the Labor Department, those landlubbers, have gone a-scouring into the deep, dark depths of the poultry-processing world. Aye, they be suspecting that migrant children be toiling away like scurvy dogs inside the very slaughterhouses owned by the mighty poultry-processing giants!Can ye believe it, me mateys? Young lads and lasses, barely able to talk without a stutter, be handling chickens and turkeys, slicing and dicing their feathery hides. Oh, the image of it! Imagine those wee hands wielding knives and cleavers, all while the poultry-processing giants count their doubloons and laugh heartily in their feathered hats.
Now, I be no expert on child labor laws, but this news be shivering me timbers! It seems the Labor Department be inquiring into whether these claims be true or false. They be questioning the poultry-processing giants, demanding answers like a crew demanding grog after a successful plunder.
But let us not forget, my fine fellows, that this be the 17th century. A time when pirates roamed the seas, seeking fortune and adventure on the high waters. And here be the Labor Department, concernin' itself with youngins toiling away in the modern-day equivalent of a pirate's galley.
So raise a tankard, me hearties, and let's toast to these inquiries! May the Labor Department uncover the truth and bring justice to those young souls who may find themselves in a plight not fit for even the scurviest of sea dogs. Arr!