Marooned fer eternity, a scallywag be abandoned by th' prison overhaul, doomed to rot in captivity!
2023-09-24
Arrr, 'tis a cruel tale, matey! Bonnie Erwin, a crippled Black scoundrel who've toiled for 39 long years, be denied the mercy o' "compassionate release" by a law's twisted grasp. 'Tis a twist of fate, for his former legal scallywag be now a Republican pirate who cast a vote against it!
Ahoy, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to the tale of Bonnie Erwin, a disabled Black pirate who has been locked away in the depths of prison for a mighty 39 years! Aye, but his tale be a peculiar one, me lads and lasses, for he be just out of reach of a law that could have set him free.Now, ye see, Bonnie's former lawyer, a scallywag he be, became a Republican congressman. And what did this sly fox do? He cast his vote against the very law that would have granted Bonnie his well-deserved "compassionate release." Arrr, the audacity!
Oh, the irony be thicker than the fog on a stormy sea! Aye, me hearties, it be a true pickle for Bonnie, as his former advocate now be the very scoundrel standin' in the way of his freedom. 'Tis a cruel twist of fate, indeed.
But fear not, me mateys, for Bonnie be a resilient soul. Even in the face of such ill fortune, he still be fightin' for his chance at liberty. A pirate like him, disabled though he may be, won't be lettin' a politician's treachery keep him down.
So, let us raise our grog-filled mugs and toast to Bonnie Erwin, the pirate who be denied his rightful release. May he find the strength to persevere and may justice find its way to his cell door. Here's hopin' this tale ends with Bonnie sailin' towards a new horizon, leavin' his prison chains behind and embracin' the freedom he so rightfully deserves. Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum!