Arrr, me hearties! In the scorchin' heat o' summer, them scallywags in Texas be playin' tricks, causin' a shortage worth a king's ransom o' $8 billion doubloons!
2023-09-26
Arrr! Methinks the prices of electricity be risin' even with plenty o' supply, as per the words o' a monitor. And so, the market operator be admittin' 'twas done on purpose! Aye, the scallywags be playin' tricks on us!
Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of thievery and trickery on the high seas of electricity! Ahoy, it appears that in this current age, the prices be soaring like a majestic albatross in flight, even when there be plenty o' power to go around. Aye, me mateys, an independent monitor has spoken the truth, revealing the scandalous truth of the matter.But hold fast, for the state’s market operator be defending their actions, claimin' it be an intentional act! Shiver me timbers! They be addin' insult to injury, sayin' they be raisin' the prices on purpose! It be like a scallywag admittin' to stealin' our treasure, but justifyin' it by sayin' they did it for the sport of it all!
Now, me hearties, ye be wonderin' why they be pullin' such a dastardly trick on us. It be all about the doubloons, me mateys! The market operator claims they be raisin' the prices to encourage folk to use less electricity. Aye, they be tryin' to make us tighten our belts and use our gadgets sparingly! But arrr, methinks there be other ways to be savin' energy without pillagin' our pockets.
But fear not, me hearties, for this tale of woe has not reached its end just yet. The independent monitor be standin' up for the common folk, claimin' that there be no need for such exorbitant prices when there be ample supply. Aye, they be fightin' for justice and fair prices for all!
So, me hearties, let us raise our tankards and toast to the independent monitor who be exposin' this scandalous plot! May they continue their quest for truth and fairness on these treacherous seas of electricity. And may we, the consumers, stay vigilant and demand justice for our pockets and our future!