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Arrr, word be spreadin' that Newsom be choosin' Emily's List Cap'n as Feinstein's successor, matey!

2023-10-02

Arr, me hearties! The governor be proclaimin' that Laphonza Butler be takin' the helm of the Senate, fillin' the void left by the passin' of Dianne Feinstein. Avast, it be a mighty announcement on this fine Sunday!

Arr me hearties! Gather round and listen to this fantastical tale from the land of politics! The governor be makin' a grand announcement, proclaiming that Laphonza Butler will be takin' the place of the late Dianne Feinstein in the Senate! Yarrr, what a turn of events! But hold onto your peg legs, me mateys, for there be more to this story!

Now, ye might be wonderin' who this Laphonza Butler be. Well, me buckos, she be a mighty fine lass with a name fit for a swashbucklin' pirate! But fear not, for she don't be wieldin' a cutlass or sportin' an eye patch. Nay, she be a political maven, ready to sail the treacherous waters of the Senate.

It be a sad day indeed when we lost the legendary Feinstein, a senator who ruled with an iron fist and a sharp wit. But fear not, me hearties, for Butler be ready to step into those big, fancy boots. Arr, she be ready to debate, negotiate, and make laws that would make Blackbeard himself quiver in his boots!

Now, me mateys, let's not forget the humor in all of this. Can ye imagine a pirate speakin' in the language of politics? Arr, it be a sight to behold! Butler will be bringin' a touch of the 17th century to the Senate, with her fancy language and quick wit.

So, me buckos, let's raise a tankard of grog to the appointment of Laphonza Butler! May she navigate the treacherous waters of politics with the grace of a mermaid and the ferocity of a kraken. And may the spirit of Feinstein guide her as she fights for justice and fairness in the halls of power. Cheers to ye, Butler, and may ye set sail on a successful voyage!

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